Fuck Yeah My Immortal

treat-urself-right:

My English teacher is giving extra credit to us if we print out the fanfic my immortal and correct the mistakes

Best teacher ever award.

(Source: holy-niall)

hetastein:

Have any of you ever read “My Immortal”?

OMG, if you haven’t read it already, do it now!

Sure, it’s the worst fanfic ever written, but It’s also the funniest fanfic EVER too…and it’s not even meant to be funny. Well, that is, unless you’re like me and you think Tara Gilesbie was a troll (I actually think the first two chapters of My Immortal were serious, but after seeing the reactions from the reviewers, Tara turned into a total troll out of spite, seeing as how there’s a very noticeable difference between the first two chapters and the rest of the story).

I’ve read “My Immortal”, like, five or six times now and it gets funnier and funnier every time I read it XD! Also, Ebony - whoops, I mean, ENOBY - Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way is the best fan-character ever made.

ishipjohnlockandlouigan:

My Immortal: still a better love story than Twilight.

(via kristenschaalisahorse)

ishipjohnlockandlouigan:

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely.

cry wisely.

CRY WISELY.

i have been laughing at this for like 5 min and it’s still funny.

(via kristenschaalisahorse)

ishipjohnlockandlouigan:

“He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.”

- My Immortal

(Source: kristenschaalisahorse)

sheath-knight:

my name is enobyy light dementia lovely sparkle and i’m ebony’s angel sister lol i luv all dese xDDD draco malfoy and mai bitch sista can go fuck themselves -_- lol wait theys already doin it for eachtotha -fleps hair behidn shoulders and luahgs-

WHAT IS THIS HERESY

(Source: izuru-karnukura)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(Source: yourenotaheroyourealiar, via oeillade-s)